If I could own the world.....
I'd share it.
If I could Rule the world.....
I'd opt toward anarchy.
And, if every News Program complied with MY beliefs,
I'd be against it.
If I could solve all the world's problems,
I'd do it Anonymously.
If I could save the world,
it would require MORE THAN A Public-speech.
If Lobbying Groups demanded compliance,
it still wouldn't change my position !!
If free-speech was dangerous, I'd probably speak-out anyway.
If my neighbors children trespassed through my forest,
it wouldn't bother me at all !
and,
if every talk-show revolved around My creed & gender,
I certainly would not approve.
If thousands of books were written from my perspective,
I'd denounce it.
And, if television programs attacked someone rather than I,
then, I'd be deeply appalled by it.
In an ideal world, there'd be no conflicts.
But, If given an option,
she'd rather exist in a realm of issues.
Supposing, an old man dates a much younger lady.
If he claims that age wasn't a factor, he's probably lying.
If some guy spoils his girlfriend, or, caters to his wife,
it doesn't bother me at all.
If I could honestly prevent war, I would.
If I needed to fight, I must.
If I didn't have to work, I wouldn't.
If My employee was always late for work, I wouldn't fire him.
If illegal aliens were given a choice, they would gladly replace you.
On the subject of romance:
let's suppose, two partners were getting it on.
She, NOT him, would tell everyone about it.
If everybody's protesting,
then, what exactly is being challenged.
Whomever provokes confrontation?
Perhaps, IT IS THEY who should be Dethroned.
If a lady always fantasizes romantic encounters,
then why doesn't she just GET A PARTNER, for real?
If I could remove Special Interest from our schools,
then GLADLY, I'd stop it, immediately.
But, If my corporate supervisor was a man of color,
I'd be very happy for him.
If I caught my worst enemy shoving a carrot where-the-sun-don't-shine,
I wouldn't tell a single soul about it !!!!!
(that's NOT as dumb as it sounds).
If my best friend saw me at a 'gay bar',
...he would tell everyone about it.
If your 12 year-old daughter always talks about
"Gays, Transvestites, Gender-benders, and Trans-sexuals",
it means: YOU'VE been allowing her to watch too much goddamn television.
(THAT'S not as stupid as it sounds, either).
If you've gained nothing from watching television this evening,
then don't watch it tomorrow evening.
If your computer gives you a headache,
then turn it off for a while.....
If a lady starts arguing with you,
don't even bother trying to fight it.
Supposing you're a tall, wealthy man, who's recently joined a dating agency.
If SHE requires the man to earn a good salary & must be tall (etc.),
then simply choose a more humble profile....
Please look elsewhere:
EVEN IF you meet her strict requirements.
If somebody always puts-down Christianity,
BUT they don't criticize any other religion..
.... THIS makes me suspicious.
IF someone hires or houses illegal aliens,
it's not for humanitarian reasons.
(if you catch my drift).
If a GROUNDHOG digs a hole in my yard,
I might trip & sprain my ankle;
BUT, I WILL NOT seek revenge against the groundhog.
If I could bring peace to this world,
then I would feel alot safer, too.
If I could marry an Extra-terrestrial,
I'd sure be tempted to.
If each experience with my Lover was dull,
I would still choose to keep trying.
(and, in contrast, IF the lady enjoyed it,
then, she'd still refrain from our next rendezvous.
If a 'humanitarian' was walking down the street,
and a homeless man needed a few quarters;
the 'Humanitarian' would promptly tell him to GET LOST.
If Stray Cats and Squirrels wish to live in my Garage,
They are always welcome.
IF I could forget everything I've ever learned,
Then I GLADLY would. (???)
******If YOU keep talking about 'abuse',
I"M GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY !!!!
If you tailgate Motorcycles,,,,,,,,,
Then you should be promptly Executed.
Finally,
If I claim I"ve never watched a 'pussycat' Sexy Kitten Video....
.. Then I'd be LION........
This blog could have infinite possibilities........
Surely, the list could go on forever and ever.....
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